Me: "How do I get rid of baby hairs?"
Ellie: "Grow older!!"

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i overdo it with movies

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

(via chubbsb)

Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.
written by (via hustleeee)

(Source: pureblyss, via thirteenthfloor)

You should not
have to rip yourself
into pieces to keep
others whole.
written by i am seeing less and less of you (via 1112pm)

(Source: stolenwine, via vaitape)

brightgraybirthright:

radgreymon:

*thinks about you*

*doesn’t text you*

(via baciame)

its been a while that i’ve stayed up late to watch a movie


St. Vincent - Rolling Stone - February 2014
we got fucking Carnegie and Rockefeller up in here
tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

I’m on my way back home from a comedy club, mom texts me that my brother could pick me up from the train. I kindly decline and take the bus home, knowing that my brother would’ve taken forever to come and get me.
I’m walking up the block, successfully shove my key into the lock quickly to avoid the dogs barking where I go into the kitchen to make some food.
Few moments later, my brother’s bedroom door opens and without walking out, I hear “are you home?”
“No I’m dead.”
My brother shuts his door and locks it